Q: What happens if you use a Ouija board with a dog or cat?
A: You get replies like “Lick your butt” and “Eat that dead mouse NOW!”
A: Meow meow portals to hell meow meow. —Henrietta Pussycat
A: Do it. Your dog can talk to his Paw that way.
A: Cats would be be great at using a Ouija board. They’d bat that little thingamagig all over the board like a hockey puck.
A: A lot of old producers are going to freak when Lassie starts revealing what he had to do to get all those good roles.
A: A cat will get bored with it inside of two minutes. A dog will eat the pointer.
A: Captain Howdy wants his walkies. —Regan